Welcome! We are so proud of Pg.2 and hope you love it too :).

Nhi: Hey, Jason.

Jason: Hey, Nhi.

Nhi: Seems like only yesterday we were in kindy, playing kitchen …

Jason: … and now we own one.

Nhi: Yeah. Pg.2 …

Jason: Interesting name.

Nhi: It has just the right amount of mystique.

Jason: There’s a café, it’s licensed, and art gallery attached to the kitchen. I feel that might be important to note.

Nhi: Yep. Contiguous. Unambiguous.

Jason: So you can admire art while stuffing your face and wetting your whistle and getting wired on coffee.

Nhi: Sorry, what? I was too busy checking out the paintings. They are f—king phenomenal.

Jason: The food is fresh and delicious.

Nhi: It is so fresh that the water just beads off it. Well, most of it. The rest we remove with a salad spinner.

Jason: Centripetal force is such a useful force, I find.

Nhi: Totally. Who hasn’t laughed watching children being flung off merry go rounds at the park?

Jason: Hilarious. But back to the delicious food.

Nhi: It is lip-smackingly, finger-lickingly tasty.

Jason: But we’re not suggesting you lick your fingers.

Nhi: Yep. Save that vulgarity for home.

Jason: Or lick your fingers very discreetly and then immediately wash and dry your hands very well.

Nhi: Yes, we are very fussy when it comes to hygiene.

Jason: Natch.

Nhi: It’s for your own good. We care about you.

Jason: That’s right. We’ve lived here for yonks. We’re not cashed-up blow-ins trying to suck the life out of Richmond.

Nhi: Correct. F—k those b—tards.

Jason: Quite. So welcome to Pg.2 everyone.

Nhi: We look forward to seeing you soon.

Jason: We are in aprons, bowing. But you can’t see that.

Nhi: No, I’m curtseying. I’m a lady.